A Festivus for the Rest of Us

Weather 42, off and on light sprinkle, a little moist 

PAX:

Jay-Z 

Daisy

Crabby PO

Piper

Gasman

Porkchop 

Humdinger 

IM

Wapner QIC

Warmup:

Maestro lap

SSHs IC x25

Shoulder pretzels IC x20

Olive Oyl tweakers IC x20

Arm stretches 

Abe Vigodas IC x10

Tempo squats IC x10

Leg stretches

Thang:

Mosey to Festivus Pole

Rings of Fire

Merkins x10 and hold plank 

Squats x10 and hold Al Gore 

Flutter kicks x10 and hold canoe 

Monkey humpers x10 and hold ankles 

Mosey to flag

Feats of Strength 

Partner 1 farmer carries to exhaustion while partner 2 does SSHs – partner 2 runs to planking partner 1 and flapjack race around petting zoo and playground and back to flag

Plank wars

Pickle pounders IC x15

Pickle pointers IC x15

Block Mary:

Al Gore 

Hello Dolly IC x15

Freddie Mercury IC x20

Gas pumps IC x15

Canoe

Plank

Pickle pounders IC x15

Airing of Grievances 

COR, COT

Moleskin:

Festivus arrived two days early at BlackCat. Coming around the corner to the parking area, YHC thought it was a Festivus miracle but turned out to be a bunch of women. No one knows where they came from or what they were doing at the hallowed BlackCat AO.  Several selfies were taken – stay tuned to Instagram to see if the pictures show up online. Mumblechatter abounds around the Festivus pole including recounting an eventful arrest, speculation surrounding public urination, and much more that shouldn’t be put into print…. Got a little quieter for feats of strength as each turn at the farmer carries got exponentially more difficult. The suck factor for Mary with blocks was high, especially for gas pumps. Airing of grievances got a little excitable as any good Festivus celebration is supposed to. Piper out for the next couple of weeks so the women probably won’t make it back until then out of sheer disappointment. C64A8181-787F-4989-A199-A0634A573B3F

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