Big EZ – August 7th at 0000 for beatdown #1 of an all night 8-beatdown extravaganza
25 Pax Posted: Beefsteak(Q), Pantalones, Snitches, Butterfly, Wrigley, Kitty, Nomad, Klinger, Bumblebee, Springbok, Snaphook, DigDug, Wooly Dutchman, Receptor, Swan, Sarge, Ten Point, Biscuit, Pickles, DC, Motorboat, McStuffins, Headlock, Cheeseball, Zamboni
Warmup: SSH, Abe Vagotas, Weed Pickers, Arm Circles
Mosey to the upper lot
Modified Big Sexy: Partner Plank Claps, Pickle Pointers, Pickle Pounders, Monkey Humpers
Mosey to the lower lot
Parking spot line 11’s with Overhead Claps and Burpees. Reps, then run up a parking spot line, shuffle over to next line, back peddle to the end of the line, reps.
Mosey to the upper lot for some football passing drill.
Mosey to grass hill. Partner up. P1 bear crawls down the hill to the tree and back up. P2 does Imperial Walkers. Flip Flop and repeato 3 rounds.
Mosey to the flags. Partner up. P1 secures feet of P2. P2 does sit-ups on YHC’s count. Flip Flop.
Recover Recover at 0040
Moleskin: What a completely stupid event to undertake. Most were surprised to see so many Pax roll in at the 0000 hour. YHC had to modify the plan slightly given the numbers, but all good. Pickles was quick to point out the Big Sexy modification. There may or may not have been some awkward moments during the pickle pounders as Pax caught eye contact (not recommended). The 11’s were not a crowd pleaser but got the blood flowing. Cheeseball reported in as being cheated due to miscounting, but no VAR was available to confirm. The football passing drill was pretty much a fail due to inability to see the football, which is apparently required to catch a football. No scouts present at this combine, so no one cares. Most mumble chatter against the Q’s plan came during the bear crawls. Pretty sure it was Wrigley that was trying to translate the instructions into something easier, no dice. No injuries to report at beatdown #1. Thank you for the opportunity men! Beefsteak out