Tag: Wapner

Blackcat

Happy Tax Day!

Weather 35, clear with a few light flurries, moist pavement

PAX:

Piper

Daisy

Maestro

IM

Pew Pew

Crabby PO

Humdinger

Jay-Z

Wapner QIC

Warmup:

Abe Vigodas IC x10

MNCs IC x20

Annie IC x10 each arm

Shoulder pretzels IC x20

Grass pickers IC x15

Tempo squats IC x15

Willie Mays Hayes

Thang:

Mosey to Happy Place

1040

One partner:

Merkins x10, Squats x20, LBCs x30, SSHs x40

Other partner:

Lap around playground w/ 4 burpees at finish

R&R x5 (w/ partners total 1040 reps)

Slowsy to sh!tter

1065 – 10 WWI sit-ups, 65 mountain climbers

1041 – 10 derkins, 41 air presses

1120 – 11 jump lunges, 20 jump squats

990 – 9 big boy sit-ups, 90 flutter kicks

Rings of fire

Merkins x10 and planks

Monkey humpers x10 and ankle holds

Squats x10 and Al Gore

Mosey to flag

Mary:

Slow down cadence:

Hello Dolly IC x10

Freddie Mercury IC x10

Gas pumps IC x10

COR, COT

Moleskin:

One of the best days of the year for YHC as another tax season comes to a close. Celebrated the various form numbers with exercises to each number. Piper established in warmup that he needed to leave early so as to not be confused with a walk of shame. Announcement of the 1040 workout gave Jay-Z ‘Nam-esque flashbacks. Mumblechatter was light – not sure if PAX were smoked early or if cold temperature stifled conversation. YHC definitely smoked as I try to get back into shape from the time off.

Blackcat

Fit for a Zoo

7 PAX posted in the gloom for a wild and wet animal themed workout.  51 and raining

IM, Jay-Z, Maestro, Crabby PO, Wapner, Piper, Popeye

Warmup:
Maestro Lap
Hand Release Merkins x 10 IC
Hip Rotations x10 Forward and Back each leg
Hand Release Merkins x 10 IC
Tempo Squats x 20 IC
Hand Release Merkins x 10 IC

Lunging Indian Walk down the hill to the stop sign
Mosey to tennis courts

Thang:
5 Line Suicide across 2 courts
Bear Crawl across both courts
5 Line Suicide across 2 courts
Crab Walk across both courts
5 Line Suicide across 2 courts
Duck Walk across both courts
5 Line Suicide across 2 courts
Inch Worm across both courts
5 Line Suicide across 2 courts
Frog Jumps across both courts
5 Line Suicide across 2 courts
Monkey Walk across both courts
5 Line Suicide across 2 courts
Lizard Crawl across both courts
5 Line Suicide across 2 courts

Mosey to stairs:
1x Stair Suicide

Mosey to Flag

Mary:
Hurricane Hoedown – 7 hallelejuha flutter kicks IC, 7 reclined flutter kicks IC, 7 regular flutter kicks IC, 7 crunched flutter kicks IC, R&R with 6 reps
Freddie Mercury x 20
Box Cutters x 15
Plank

Mumble:
It was a wet one with no one thrilled about the early hand release merkins.  Complaints about unnecessary lines in the suicide were noted and ignored.  It was discovered that Piper has been working on his Bearcrawls at home.  We all need to step up our game.  1.8 miles total on the day with ~1 mile worth of suicides.  Prayed the rain would stop so some farmers could finish harvesting before planting this years crop.

Blackcat

Little Bit of Everything!

6 PAX Posted for Burpees and Yoga today.

Wapner

CrabbyPO

IM

Piper

T-Bone . . . er

QIC Maestro

29 degrees under a calm starry morning.

WOR

LBACs x10 (or 11) IC both directions

Merkins x5 IC

Shoulder Pretzels x15 IC

Werkins x5

Wall Stretches x3

Burpees x6 OYO

Mosey to the HP

Glute Stretches

Motivator from 6 (lots of 6s today)

Mosey to the Main Shelter

THANG

Four Corners Ladder

First round: 6 Burpees, 12 Big Boys, 18 Mountain Climbers, 24 Squats

Second round: 6 Burpees, 12 Merkins, 18 Freddie Mercury’s, 24 Lunges (12 x2)

Saunter to the Fire Pit

Time for Yoga

Down Dog to Up Dog

Sun Salutation to Crescent

Crescent back to standing

Repeat with other leg

Repeat extended to Airplane and Warrior 1

Mosey to MOM

MOM

LBCs x10 IC

Tempo LBCs x10 IC

Captain Thors to 5

Recover

NOR

F3 BlackCat welcomes new PAX, T-Bone (er).

COT

Moleskin

Welcome T-Bone to F3 BlackCat. Glad you’re with us.

YHC dealing with an extreme head cold and tired body this morning. Made it through with a modified Motivator. Decided to shorten it due to time, but don’t worry, promises to elevate the motivator to new levels will be fulfilled. Just waiting for certain PAX to post again so that all may share in the fun.

Blackcat

Catch Me If You Can!

Four PAX posted for a deceptively tough workout.  34F and dark.

IM, Wapner, Piper, Crabby PO

Warmup:
Shoulder Pretzels x 10, front and behind shoulders
Windmills x 10
Leg Stretches
Arm Stretches
Big Arm Circles x 10 forward and back

Mosey to happy place

Ascending Testicles, 20 second hold at each position

Thang:
Catch Me if You Can – 1 Partner runs backwards while 2nd partner does 5 burpees.  2nd Partner then catches first partner.  Flip Flop.  Repeat until 44 burpees complete by each PAX.

Wall Sit x 2 minutes
Stetch Legs
Wall Sit single leg x 40 seconds each leg

Lieutenant Dan – 1 squat, 2 lunges upto 10 squats 20 lunges

Mosey to flag
Flutter kicks x 25
LBC’s x 25
Pickle Pointers x 20
ABC’s OYO
Plank 30 seconds

Mumble:
It was nice having Wapner back but missed all the other fart sackers.  Catch Me If You Can sounds easy but we all came to the same conclusion independently that it sucks.

Blackcat

27.3 (aka BRICK)

Weather 32, sleet/snow, gusty winds 

PAX:

Piper

Daisy

Bambi 

Popeye

Crabby PO

Humdinger

Jay-Z 

Wapner QIC

Warmup:

Maestro lap w/carioca & high knees

SSHs IC x25

Abe Vigodas IC x10

Shoulder pretzels IC x20

LBACs IC x10 both directions

Finkle swings x10 each leg

Tempo squats IC x10

Thang:

Block Dora 1-2-3

One partner farmer carries blocks around island, other partner does exercises to cumulative 100 skull crushers 200 block curls 300 block squats

Mosey to Happy Place

Leg blasters 

La la leggy 

Mosey to cars

9 burpees

48 block presses

46 heavy freddies 

48 block step-ups

14 hot potatoes

Block Mary (hold a block, if you can):

Wall sit 

Flutter kicks IC x24

Leg raises x15

Hello Dolly IC x15

Plank

COR, COT

Moleskin:

Workout named in honor of Indiana’s spectacular shooting performance from last night. YHC planned to honor the winner of last night’s game with BOILERS or HOOSIERS, but determined that neither team deserved recognition so called for a block party instead. Daisy rightly suggested the best way to acknowledge the game that just happened was to call it a BRICK party. PAX fortunate that it wasn’t 5 degrees warmer or it would’ve been much more miserable. Farmer carries made it plenty uncomfortable though. Needed a “break” in the middle to give the arms a rest and heat the legs back up from Monday’s workout. Back for more bricks and learned that new exercise hot potato would not be possible to 46 reps without serious injury. Good to have Bambi back with us this morning. Today’s words of wisdom from Crabby PO as he scraped the snow and ice off of his block – “if you take care of your block, it will take care of you”. 

Blackcat

Who needs to be able to stand?

8 PAX posted for a slick, lungie workout.  29F but minimal wind for a change.

IM, Wapner, Crabby PO, Jay-Z, Piper, Humdinger, Daisy, Popeye

Warmup:
Maestro Lap
SSH x 20 IC
Side Lunges x 10 IC
Extra Slow Windmills x 10
Leg Stretches
Mosey to bottom of stairs

Thang:
Walking Lunges – 25 out, 25 back
Mike Tysons x 15
Drop Lunges x25 ea leg
Calf Raises x 50
Split Squat x 25 ea leg
Happy Jacks – SSH x 4 IC, 2 Jump Squats, R&R x 5
Slowesy to top of stairs
Burpee Dan’s from shelter house to bathrooms
Lazy Dora 1,2,3

Slowesy to flag

Mary:
Snow Angel Supermans x 10 IC
WWI Snow Angel Situps x 10 IC
Hurricane Hoe-Down x 7 IC (Sitting flutter kicks, Reclined Flutter kicks, laying on back flutter kicks, Crunch flutter kicks)
Freddie Mercury x 20 IC
ABC’s

Mumble:
Lots of lunges today.  Definitely felt the burn.  The Burpee Dans covered a lot of ground, maybe to much.  Really felt the burn during the squats on Dora.  Q forgot his cheat sheet so missed out on a couple of lunge exercises, some may say thats a good thing.  Reminder of the F2 event tomorrow at Jay-Z’s home.

Blackcat

I hate running

9 pax posted in the morning. Warner Jay-z IM Daisy crabyPo Humdinger Popeye Pew-pew Meistro

Warmup

Arm circles x10 reverse x10 IC, Grass pickers x15 IC, Leg stretches OYO, Meistro lap

Thang 1

Mosey over to the front side of the pool- 3 light poles 1 burpee, Run back 2 then 2 burpees– ending in 10 burpees completed and a ten count

Thang 2

Mosey to the tip. Half of the group- Catalina wine mixers-4 of them/ other half 8 box jumps each group complete each station twice

Thang 3

Mosey to the stairs– stairway to seven. Start with 1 squat, down the stairs, then 1 Irkin– to 7

Ring of fire in the big shelter house– 10 squats-al gore, 5 merkins- plank, 10 dips- hold starting position.

Thang 4

Mosey to happy place for a leg blaster and a motivator from 7

Ending with an 1 1/2 lap Indian run around petting zoo

Mary

LBC IC x25, low and slow flutter kicks IC x10, American hammers

Moleskin

Good number out this morning. Burpees seemed to be the theme for today. And nothing like a little mumbling about the motivator being out of place today and not in the beginning.

Blackcat

U Can’t Touch This

Weather 13 with steady winds about 20 mph and windchill below 0

PAX:

Piper

Popeye

IM

Maestro 

Jay-Z 

Wapner

Warmup:

Maestro lap

Arm stretches

Leg stretches

Mosey to stairs

Thang:

Stair Dora

One partner runs stair lap other partner does exercises to 100 merkins, 200 squats, and 300 LBCs

Blackjack

Dips and merkins (or squats and lunges) from 20:1 to 10:11 running from main shelter to caboose between exercises 

Mosey to cars

Mary:

Dealers choice Mary:

Flutter kicks IC x25

Pickle pointers IC x25

V ups x12

American hammers x20

Windshield wipers IC x8

Crunchy frogs IC x10

COR, COT

Moleskin:

Cold and windy morning had the PAX coming out of their cars slowly. When everyone got out around 5:29 it became apparent we were without Q. Took a Maestro lap to give the Q time but it only summoned its namesake. Group put their collective slowly processing heads together to come up with a workout during stretching. First priority was to try to get out of the wind, so mosey to bottom of stairs. Run to the top of the stairs was like a smack in the face with the wind. Discovered there that MC Hammer must’ve loaned his parachute pants to Piper. First lap of Blackjack was to 10-29 but that modified to the caboose. Some PAX modified arm work to leg work after a particularly tough arm week. Even with modified run close to 2 miles for the workout. Group will be giving consideration over the weekend to appropriate punishment for fartsacked Q. 

Blackcat

Triple Triple Triple – Revisited

8 PAX posted in the moist 47F gloom for a Triple Triple Triple beatdown.
IM, Wapner, Jay-Z, Maestro, TipToe, Bambi, Piper, Popeye

Warmup:
Mosey the long way in the rain to the shelter large shelter house

Thang: Triple Triple Triple

3 rounds of 3 exercises 3 times through, 1 minute per exercise

Round 1: Merkins, Squats, LBC’s
Round 2: Butkis, Flutter Kicks, Curb Alberts
Round 3: Plank, LBAC’s, Lunges

Bonus Round: Chumbawampee

Cooldown:

Mosey long way back to flag.  No Mary.

Mumble:
It was a moist morning so decided to do the Triple in the large shelter house.  No one wanted to get out of their cars this morning but 8 of us popped out at 5:29.  During round 1 it was quickly realized shoulders hadn’t recovered from the last few workouts.  Lots of mumbles during flutter kicks with even more mumbles during little baby arm circles.  Discussion ensued on whether the extra 10lbs of water in our shirts was making it harder or if it sucked this bad last time.  Bonus round had everyone sucking for air.

Blackcat

WHAT up a Tree?

Weather 11 with a fresh coat of 4” of snow

PAX:

Piper

Pew Pew 

Gasman 

Jay-Z 

Wapner QIC

Warmup:

Arm stretches

Shoulder pretzels IC x15

Sprinklers IC x15

Grass pickers IC x15

SSHs IC x25

Tempo squats IC x10

Leg stretches

Mosey to main shelter

Thang:

Draw a Card – Aces 100 reps, face cards 25 reps, all others number plus 10 reps

6♥️ Backward run

K♠️ Squats

3♣️ High, slow flutter kicks

4♣️ Heels to heaven

5♦️ Hand-release merkins

10♣️ Rosalitas 

2♥️ Sprint 200 M.

8♠️ Backward lunges 

9♥️ High knee 

6♥️ Backward run

2♦️ Hand clap merkins 

9♠️ Low, slow squats

J♣️ Shoulder taps 

3♦️Chuck Norris merkins

6♠️ Jump lunges

6♦️ Wide-arm merkins

K♣️ American hammers

9♣️ High plank (90 sec.)

8♥️ Squat thrusts

9♦️ Ranger merkins

8♦️ Merkins 

10♠️ Lunge walk

A♥️ SSHs

Q♦️ Diamond merkins 

7♣️ LBCs

2♠️ Bulgarian split squats 

5♠️ Standing lunges

Mary:

No time for Mary (got plenty with the cards)

COR, COT

Moleskin:

Slick roads delayed the Q from a timely arrival so the easy backup Q is the cards. Piper arrived only a few minutes late but we opted to save that workout for a time when more PAX could experience it. Good cut of the cards by Gasman…. managed to avoid the Burpee card and most face cards with a pretty good mix of suits. A couple of exercises done incorrectly – Rosalitas are actually Dollies with feet up to 90 degrees (rather than windshield wipers) and Squat thrusts are a deep squat with hands raised to vertical as you stand (rather than squat jumps). Due to slick conditions, the “sprint” was really a mosey and the backward run was a bad idea altogether. Jay-Z took advantage of Piper nursing a bit of a sore shoulder with some light hearted teasing – can’t wait to see Piper pay him back with something fun later. Fire truck drove through the park – rumor has it there may have been something up a tree. 5 men got the message that a 2 hour delay at school doesn’t mean a 2 hour delay of F3. The fartsack was much too strong this morning. Don’t let it happen tomorrow as we get together at 0630 to send off Gasman.